pool partish ppl

well today, after waking up at 6 ...go me... i found a pretty much BA bike in a yard crawl that my parents brought and i put back in the car, then at noon i went to a pool party at MG's, it was good, except that i hadnt eatn yet and was dying of hunger, some jerks (john and chris...) opend the door on me while i was changing in2 my swim suit around 3:30. then we went out 2 pool, no1 would do a fflip, but me, which i did horribly bcuz i was tierd, hungry, jumped way to early, and not streatched out atall, but atleast i did the flip all the way lol. later we played volleyball in water, played a game of every1 peg matt in the head w/ john and hillary(matts "lady" friend hahahaha lol jk) then it was time 2 eat, and eat i did, i ate 4 halves of chicken + 3 pieces of cake, a cookie, 3 fudge squares, 4 cans o soda. then jo hon and i stole matts brownie, the last brownie, and ate it, we constantly antagonized (ooooo big word) him about how good the brownie was and how it had m&ms on it. erica and kulen got in and we played more vball. about half way threw my team was up about 100million to 3 so i went to other team where i got on johns shoulders like playing chicken and then when i asked 4 the ball from this urgggh, little annoying girl........ she said only if id give her a hug shed give me the ball and im like, say what heck no im not giving u a hug then her and her other friend who askd the same q right after and got same answer started hitting me and throwing the ball at me and pretty much beatting me up, i wish they were guys so i could have done something, like pick them u p and throw them. i hurried back 2 the other side of net where they followed and then i got out and i swear they hit me w/ 5 balls b4 i got inside. then this other girl who was pretty cool did this thing where she got like a bridge thing then suddenly moved her hands next 2 her feet and her hips where highest thing in air, after making matt, john and i try it, she told us her secret. she was missing part of her spine. we looked like fools trying it, i prob did worst. but its not like it was my fault, when i was doing it john out of no wheres like nice sixpac and i burst out laughing and fell down, and was like no way, me sixpac ur kiddn, and he was like no, im not look. i should prob use mirrors more often lmfao. then we went out side 2 play soccer, me and john were supposed 2 b skins vs matt and peter, but im not sure what happed peter and john sat down and john wore a shirt, while i was left shirtless 4 the rest of the night till we went back 2 matts room.
ps i still dont believe i have a good sixpack and wont b flexing 4 any1, bcuz thats not who i am, and i dont go around flexing 4 ppl, i will however flex my belly out wards so i look really fat, its interesting